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Here are some mistakes accidentally said by both teachers and students:
1. Professor of history: If the century is bloodier, the kids love it more! For instance, everyone wants to talk more about Hiroshima than renaissance.
2. Professor of chemistry: Electrons are moving chaotically just like gnats flying around the light bulb. Now imagine that you put on rockets on those gnats’ backs – that’s how fast fast are atoms moving.
3. Professor of math: the professor (knocking on his deck ), some student: who is it? the professor: it’s me kids, students: so come in professor.
4. IT teacher: “I think that all Greeks know Greek.”
5. Serbian teacher: “Is there any absent students?”
Serbian teacher: “Is there any absent students?”
Student: “No, there is not any.”
Sebian teacher: “To conlude, all present students are here.” :)
Student: “No, there is not any.”
Sebian teacher: “To conlude, all present students are here.” :)
6. Student: “I’m not ready to answer your questions, professor. I was not able to overcome all of the lessons.”
Professor: “Why? Were they stronger than you?”
Professor: “Why? Were they stronger than you?”
7. Student: Do you know why is the Cosmos so complicated?
Professor: Because, the maker was arguing with his wife while creating it.
8. Philosophy professor: In Ancient Greece the Underworld was cold Tartar.
Student: After the sauce?
9. Art professor: You are mysterious like Van Gogh’s paintings.
10. English teacher: That is your homework for tomorrow.
Students: But, that’s too much.
Professor: Don’t look at me like that. They don’t call me Veca the witch for nothing.
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